need a piss
What Yahoo Really Plans to do With Tumblr
shikajika: make it so you can ONLY reblog posts to your main make it so your yahoo™ searches appear on your followers’ dash make it so that instead of just not letting you see someone you’ve blocked, now you still see them and they can still access your blog, just like before make it so that the Citadel City theme from Crash Team Racing autoplays on your dash Everybody who is in a TV...
Im so glad you can (for the most part) pick and choose what you see on this site otherwise i would be a gurgling, shit smearing shell of a human by now
gogoatz: immakinggingerbreadcookies: babyshibe: immakinggingerbreadcookies: I’m pretty sure half the trans guys on Tumblr are on ecstacy, literally none of them can take a joke have I offended you with my shocking inability to be amused by ‘lol justin bieber looks like a girl and so do trans men’ Nope, you’ve annoyed me by getting offended by my comment that was an insult to nobody. ...
seifukucat: i wear the maid outfit in this relationship
sadistic-tampon: themano: Pika I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD
reasons u should adopt me as ur pet
alleneverafter: jesus-christ-official: - i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs - i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet - i will let u boop my nose whenever - i am expert at cuddling - easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in - please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays omfg you’re...
Every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, I'll continue to spend the majority of my life updating it.
why is it so hard to find a fucking decent transcription of lillium for piano, im pulling my hair out over here cdhndfhmnhjfhjdsafsfg
What she says: I'm fine.
What she means: AEIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL AEIOUAEIOUBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRJOHNMADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLAR SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
redmonsoontriad: i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
swiggity-swag: rinnysega: I have to reblog this every time I see it. Me with all my friends.
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer ever
My dad is so bigeted it makes me want to throw up
ikindalikerush said: welcome to the vinyl brotherhood. I’ll probably be getting Dark Side of the Moon soon too